Bike names

Last week I took off after work and rode up Sand creek to the Blewett pass area on super hard single track. I determined that my bike is pretty much a tractor in first gear, which I hardly ever left. I'm not sure if most of you are familiar with Logging equipment, but a skidder pretty much takes people where they don't belong. That is why after that short trip, I named my 525 Skidder. It's corny, but fitting.

Anyone named their bad motor scooter?

you are GAY ! ( my wife calls mine my pecker extention)

Shane you need a pecker extension to see the damn thing.

I just call it Kermit the toad. (It's green slow and keeps trying to buck me off.)