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[quote="big jer"]a buddy of mine called me from north dakota and told me the wind was blowing 30+ mph, the temp. was -37, and it had been snowing for 3 days. he was starting to worry about his wife, for the last week he says all she does is stare through the kitchen window all day , and all night. he told me he was gonna let her back in the house for a while.




My vote.

[quote="YAMAHAULER"]

big jer wrote:

a buddy of mine called me from north dakota and told me the wind was blowing 30+ mph, the temp. was -37, and it had been snowing for 3 days. he was starting to worry about his wife, for the last week he says all she does is stare through the kitchen window all day , and all night. he told me he was gonna let her back in the house for a while.




My vote.

+1

big jer !

+1


( i didnt think it would be cool if i voted for myself )

So I'm sitting in the airport and my wife walks up with this couple. They are just gabbing away. My wife whispers to me, "Meet my new friends. They just happened to be outside the same time as me all 3x I went out there. Don't you have a friend that is from the same place as them?"
Turns out they are from Oroville. They were on there way to Olympia then home in Oroville I think. Can't remember where they were vacationing...maybe Las Vegas?

So what do you say Big Jer, family members?

*told my wife that you must know them, only what?...population of 500? You have to know everyone?

**coincidence? or maybe Big Jer should win?

big jer wrote:

a buddy of mine called me from north dakota and told me the wind was blowing 30+ mph, the temp. was -37, and it had been snowing for 3 days. he was starting to worry about his wife, for the last week he says all she does is stare through the kitchen window all day , and all night. he told me he was gonna let her back in the house for a while.

Um, so next time can the give away not be a bunch of dudes voting on who is going to be wearing some fancy padded spandex underwear!?

Just sayin'

griz

Inspector wrote:

So I'm sitting in the airport and my wife walks up with this couple. They are just gabbing away. My wife whispers to me, "Meet my new friends. They just happened to be outside the same time as me all 3x I went out there. Don't you have a friend that is from the same place as them?"
Turns out they are from Oroville. They were on there way to Olympia then home in Oroville I think. Can't remember where they were vacationing...maybe Las Vegas?

So what do you say Big Jer, family members?

*told my wife that you must know them, only what?...population of 500? You have to know everyone?

**coincidence? or maybe Big Jer should win?

population about 1000, not sure who it was you talked to, but i'm pretty sure i probably know them. half the town goes some where in the winter. not a hole lot to do unless you like ice fishing, snowmobiling, or are fine with depression and alcholism next time you run into some body from oroville, just ask them if they know the best welder in town?? [ also the only welder ]

o.k WTF, are you guys tryin to top my joke by voting for me hoping you get to see me in those undies??!! aaaa......big jer......BIG jer mind you i am 330 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal, but nooobody an i mean nobody wants to see me in those shorts!!!! and that was the only ''G'' rated joke i know, got all kinds of the adult ones all of you that voted for me have met me and know that i'm xxxl and turbo charged, you guys all have a very sick and twisted sense of humor

big jer wrote:
a buddy of mine called me from north dakota and told me the wind was blowing 30+ mph, the temp. was -37, and it had been snowing for 3 days. he was starting to worry about his wife, for the last week he says all she does is stare through the kitchen window all day , and all night. he told me he was gonna let her back in the house for a while.


Winner is........ Big Jer! You do have to take pictures in the new shorts. Just post them on the KLR forum.

YamWOW! wrote:

big jer wrote:
a buddy of mine called me from north dakota and told me the wind was blowing 30+ mph, the temp. was -37, and it had been snowing for 3 days. he was starting to worry about his wife, for the last week he says all she does is stare through the kitchen window all day , and all night. he told me he was gonna let her back in the house for a while.


Winner is........ Big Jer! You do have to take pictures in the new shorts. Just post them on the KLR forum.

Congrats to Big Jer......Nice work guys!!!

BP

brian from atomic moto an i finally got to talk on the phone last week. there seems to have been a bit of a '' size '' issue with the fancy undies. [ waist size available, but crotch size would have been a little tight] soooo we came up with a plan for a pair of XXL klim gloves. got them friday, tryed them on and they were a perfect fit!! thank you brian and atomic moto for the great gloves!!

big jer wrote:

Brian from Atomic Moto and I finally got to talk on the phone last week. There seems to have been a bit of a ''size'' issue with the fancy undies. crotch size available, but waist size would have been a little tight.

Well I fixed it for you! BTW that's the funniest joke!

since i've already won, i figured i won't get disqualified for this one. this was my original pick, but it's not a ''g'' rated joke

one day on a farm, after many days of rain, a horse gets stuck in a deep mud pit . as he is struggling in the mud, one of the farmers chickens hears his the cry for help. the chicken runs over to the mud pit an tells the horse to hold on while he gets the farmers harley. the chicken rides up on the harley throws the horse a rope and uses the harley to pull the horse to safety. the horse is very greatful. several weeks later after a rain storm the chicken is stuck in a mud puddle, the horse hears the chickens cry for help an hurrys over. go get the farmers harley says the chicked, no need says the horse as straddles the mud puddle lowere his penis, the chicken grabs on and is pulled to safety............ we now realize the moral of the story........... if your hung like a horse ya don't need a harley to pick up chicks!!!

ok, that was the funniest joke.

He wins again, just give it to him...